"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid." - John Green

 

uncutzone:

gofuckingcrazywild:

bewbin:

watch me and my friends do the most dangerous and disgusting thing sin this Jackass parody 

This is the stupidest video I’ve seen , ….. I like it.

This is important

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

deucalion:

this is gospel
for the vagabonds
ne’er-do-wells and
insufferable bastards

(Source: sourwolves)

dropeverythingandlovedanhowell:

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

See you put the killing thing on your head, and you don’t let it do the killing

dropeverythingandlovedanhowell:

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

See you put the killing thing on your head, and you don’t let it do the killing

yanclere:

yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

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oh boy

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OH BOY